Young Fan

Mt. Zion Baptist Church Shout Out

Love God, Love People Party

Abundant Life Faith Ministries Shout Out

Christ Deliverance Church Shout Out

Dope Pic!

Wisdom

If You Pay Peanuts, You Get Monkeys - Chinese Proverb

Rock Hill, SC - Unleashing the BOWTIE COMEDY!!!

Game Time!!!

This is one of my favorite pics! Focus for the funny~

Shout out to Asa Pressley!

The Donnie McClurkin Show

http://youtu.be/BlZhcFYGlWc

One Love Gospel Cruise 2011

Man - I'm back from my 1st Radio One One Love Gospel Cruise. I had a blast. There is so much to share concerning my experience on the vessel. It was quite humbling to be able to perform in such a large venue for so many people. The bowtie is truly international! The future looks really bright for Bowtie Comedy. I'm just happy to have you along for the ride. Stay tuned.....

I'm Just Saying.....

Saints - I'm often searching the Internet for various things, and in one of my recent journeys I stumbled upon this photo. I must say, when I first saw this particular photograph I was taken aback. My initial thought was," Whoa....somebody's Pastor is "getting it IN"!!!

But after further review, one can clearly see that this Man of God is obvious performing a marriage ceremony. As the Bible states," To the pure all things are pure:" (Titus 1:15) However; I'm quite certain if that was my initial thought, I'm sure that I am not alone. (I am here with you, though your far away......but I digress)

I'm just saying........ screen the content that is posted on the internet. You don't want your Pastor looking like he is about to kiss the sky. I'm just saying.......

On the Road - Backyard Wrestling!

On one of my many trips. I noticed this interesting flyer on the window of a gas station. This flyer is for a wrestling match called CMW Beat Down. A few interesting points about this flyer.

#1 - What is the deal with the event time? 6:45 pm - 8:45 pm. Why not go another 15 minutes?#2 - You have to expect a few misspellings on a hand drawn flyer. Excitement spelled Excitment

Entertainment spelled Entertament. Two misspellings is better than I would have anticipated.

#3 - For the low price of 5 bucks - you can be admitted and have food and drinks (free refills). That sounds like a sweet deal to me.

I'm sure you can click the picture for a closer look.

Sincerely -

The bowtie bandit

WOW!

This sign is here for a reason. Were parents just leaving their children on the table all willy-nilly? Let's get it together people!

~~~The making of a Comedian

Word of the Day - Dec. 10

Snafu (n)
- A badly confused or ridiculously muddled situation.

(adj) - In disorder; Out of control; Chaotic

(v) - To throw into disorder; Muddle

The BBQ caterer recognized that someone had made quite a snafu after he finished setting up the buffet for the Muslims of the Midlands event.

Word of the Day - Dec. 9

Morass (n)
- A patch of low, soft, wet ground; A swamp; A confusing situation in which one is entrapped

After a bad performance, if I'm not careful; I can retreat to a morass of self-doubt and disappointment.

Word of the Day - Dec. 8

Icon (n)
- A representation or image of a sacred personage, often considered sacred itself; An image or picture; Objection of blind devotion.

It is tragic to watch the rapid demise of Tiger Woods's iconic status.

Word of Day - Dec. 4

Caterwaul (v.)
- To howl or screech like a cat; To quarrel

(n) - A harsh or noisy cry; A racket

After the loss, I know I heard loyal fans caterwaul over the defeat.

Word of the Day - Dec. 3

Gratis (adj.)
- Free

(adv.) - Without charge

When a comic is first starting out, most of the shows he/she performs are gratis.

Word of the Day - Dec. 2

Philippic (n)
- A bitter verbal attack

It would be so ironic to see Philip launch into a philippic.